Can I Train My Cat To Bark?
My landlord won’t let me have a dog, and I’m not really much of a cat person. MOSTLY because they meow. Is there a way to train my cat to bark?
All animals can bark right? I think I heard that somewhere.
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#1 by Prison Mike - November 3rd, 2009 at 13:15
Anything’s possible if you put your mind to it.
Also, if at first you dont succeed, try again.
Finally, knowing is half the battle.
#2 by UB - November 3rd, 2009 at 17:46
If you fracture the laranyx JUUUUUST right….
No.
#3 by piefkeho - November 4th, 2009 at 00:27
You gotta feed him dog food!
#4 by hytham - November 4th, 2009 at 07:05
Nice hat fag
#5 by Laffer T - November 4th, 2009 at 08:07
Take your medication and get back to your room before the floor supervisor discovers you’re on his computer.
#6 by babysque - November 4th, 2009 at 12:36
OH MY GOD.
#7 by star_gaz - November 4th, 2009 at 16:27
LOOK if you train that cat to bark.CAN i be the cats agent? ILL book him some TV SPOTS.
#8 by boreddd - November 4th, 2009 at 17:11
hey, if you can do it…put it on youtube…id love to see that.
#9 by Stephen K - November 4th, 2009 at 21:25
Vocal cord construction isn’t correct
#10 by Humvee Parts - November 5th, 2009 at 04:05
haha i like that question you are asking, yes cats can make some ironic noises which can appeal to be barking depending on how loud the sound is.
#11 by Ypsilon - November 5th, 2009 at 08:08
Cats can do some strange sounds. My cat yells instead of meowing and I have anotherone that squeals. Maybe its possible.
#12 by krispy - November 5th, 2009 at 13:07
no
#13 by Cherry fiz - November 5th, 2009 at 18:51
i think your retarded. no offense
#14 by win back ex girlfriend - November 5th, 2009 at 21:24
my friends cat can bark but idk how she taught it that so i guess u can
#15 by Jazzy - November 6th, 2009 at 00:32
HAHA ur a funny muffin
#16 by Alicia M - November 6th, 2009 at 00:57
lol mayb if you drug it and keep putting things down its throat to change its voice
like echoey things :S hard to explain Lol. Besides that, freeze it, cut it open and record a dogs bark and shove it in the cat 
. Then sew it back up. Genious idea… I think 
#17 by Kaitlyn - November 6th, 2009 at 06:17
a cat is independent, its not like a dog so i dont
think that you will be able to train it to bark
#18 by Fluorescent Adolescent - November 6th, 2009 at 10:36
Firstly do not hurt the cat.if you can;t stand cats,it’s better you don’t have them at all.secondly,i think there are quieter breeds,buy that instead,but do NOT abandon your current cat.Cat’s don’t sound like dogs when they bark,the sound is different,and what if you hurt it’s throat? besides,there’s no big difference when a cat meows or barks
#19 by philippines travel agency - November 6th, 2009 at 14:58
nope but u can bark
#20 by Accurate professional psychic reading – Get answers today! - November 6th, 2009 at 21:45
that’s stupid.
#21 by Jocko Homo - November 7th, 2009 at 03:49
no!! why don’t you like cats? theyre much better than dogs, easier to take care of and nicer. =]
#22 by hockeygu - November 7th, 2009 at 07:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JAYKw-x6…
#23 by biggbadd - November 7th, 2009 at 13:40
Yes you can, but it takes lots of patience, and the proper training, and yes all animals can bark. I have trained a grasshopper, a turtle, and a fish to bark..
#24 by lilmissa - November 7th, 2009 at 16:19
well, cats meow and dogs bark, if cats start to bark that would mess up a LOT of things. ITS FRIKKEN UNNATURAL!!! and if you not a cat person WHY DO YOU HAVE A CAT! CATS RULE!!!! wait, are you saying you dont believe the little preschool books that say cats meow and dogs bark???
#25 by Danielle J - November 7th, 2009 at 18:29
Lookin ***
#26 by mrtnlu - November 7th, 2009 at 21:09
Absolutely! And for just three easy payments of $1,000 I will send you the latest and greatest manual for training your pussy to bark. This stuff is state of the art, and very few people have this cat-training knowledge. Send me the money right away, before some imposter barking-cat-training person tries to persuade you to follow his/her program.
Seriously, did you graduate high school? And, if so, how? Everybody knows that a parrot is the only aninal, other than a dog, that can bark to piss off a landlord.
#27 by kmp1994w - November 8th, 2009 at 01:55
well not all animals bark first of all and the likely hood of teaching a cat to bark it lower than the chances of my computer expolding at this very second and me surviving it without a scratch!!!