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Do You Find This Funny: People Get Tattoos Written In A Language They Don’t Know?


I saw this on Sparknotes. Which one do you like best?
50 Things That Should Not Exist
1. Headaches.
2. Stupid, uncomfortable chairs.
3. People who sharpen their pencils slowly.
4. Stores that check your receipt as you exit, making you feel like a criminal.
5. Mean cats.
6. Soft Jazz.
7. People who cut paper slowly.
8. Disease.
9. Big scary bugs with many legs.
10. Tuna salad with celery.
11. Celery.
12. Food service employees who assume that when you said, “No tomatoes,” you were lying.
13. Mysterious sticky spots on desks.
14. Mysterious warm sections in pools.
15. The phrase, “We need to give it 110%.”
16. Long sales receipts that include a code at the bottom for an online survey, that, when completed, will enter you for a chance to win a gift card. (We never win, and yet we always get our hopes up.)
17. Blisters on the back of the ankle caused by new shoes.
18. Parody versions of the Happy Birthday Song.
19. Grass (Because you’d think by now it would have evolved and learned that if it grows, it will get mowed.)
20. Facial hair (For the same reason as grass.)
21. Tiny cups of coleslaw served at diners.
22. Remakes of bad horror movies.
23. Back-of-the-knee sweat.
24. Greeting cards with glitter.
25. Televised poker.
26. Splinters.
27. Wheat Pennies and Bicentennial Quarters (Because we never know if it’s OK to spend them, or if we should save them.)
28. Wisdom teeth.
29. The Hills on MTV.
30. Poverty.
31. Fluctuating speed limits on long stretches of heavily patrolled road.
32. Popped collars.
33. People with tattoos written in a language that they cannot speak.
34. Hurricanes.
35. Teachers with coffee breath.
36. Ziggy comic strips.
37. DVD commentaries in which the commentators simply describe what is happening on the screen while congratulating themselves. (E.G. “OK, so then he’s going to pick up the phone. This is such a great scene. Now, he’s going to say something.”)
38. Racism.
39. Park benches that are still wet from the storm that came through about two hours ago.
40. Anti-matter. (This isn’t an annoyance, but instead, is something that should not exist.)
41. Product placement visible in most TV shows and movies.
42. Elderly relatives on social networking sites.
43. Bathroom stalls that don’t have doors.
44. Any arcade game or toy vending machine that costs more than 50 cents.
45. Prickly bushes that are in close proximity to the basketball court or the bottom of sledding hills.
46. Waiting rooms with a TV smaller than 13 inches.
47. The fact that Shakespeare in Love beat out Saving Private Ryan for the Academy Award for Best Picture.
48. Traffic. (Especially if the cause of the traffic is a mystery even after the traffic jam eases up.)
49. People who tell you about the concert that you didn’t go to.
50. The last 20 minutes of Peter Jackson’s The Return of the King (other than the last part, it’s a pretty cool movie).

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Where To Find Drapes/curtains With Drapery Hooks Or Pins?


Hey this is a continuation, aliceK you said:
“You need drapes and drapery hooks or pins for this type of track. You can find them just about anywhere, including Goodwill and a lot of Dollar Stores. But if you want something to block the heat, I’d suggest you look for heavy foam-backed drapes. You might get lucky and find some nice ones at Goodwill, but you’ll probably have to go to someplace like Target, Penney’s, Bed Bath and Beyond, etc..”
JCPenney is having a GREAT sale online for drapes/curtains but they all seem to be rod curtains, none of the drapes say that they are for/can be used with hooks?
Am i blind or are there none?
here’s a link to the thermals:http://www4.jcpenney.com/jcp/ProductList…

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Where Can I Find Pictures Of Different Breeds Of Siamese Cats?


I have a siamese cat (Mr Kulu) and I know that he is siamese, but Cant find out which kind of siamese. He has an orange ring tail and orangish coloring on his ears and nose. He is absolutely one of the most gorgeous creatures I have ever seen and I love him to death! I found him in the woods 8 miles from any home when he was only about 7 weeks old. I want to know what kind of siamese he is for personal reasons. Anyone know where I can find info on him? Thanks in advance

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Who Can Find Me A Bougainvillea Benie To Match My Hoodie (theres A Pic)?


thx
like to match this hoodie
http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=40380&CatID=47319&CatTyp=DEP&ItemTyp=G&GrpTyp=SIZ&ItemID=12c63e5&ProdSeq=9&Cat=tops&Dep=Juniors&PCat=junior+plus&PCatID=46545&RefPage=ProductList&Sale=&ProdCount=26&RecPtr=&ShowMenu=&TTYP=&ShopBy=0&RefPageName=CategoryAll%252Easpx&RefCatID=46545&RefDeptID=40380&Page=99&CmCatId=40380|46545|47319

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How Do You Train A Cat To Do Cool Tricks? I Can’t Seem To Find Anything On The Internet!?

Like jumping through a hoop or something…

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How Do You Train A Cat To Do Cool Tricks? I Can’t Seem To Find Anything On The Internet!?

Like jumping through a hoop or something…

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Where Can I Find A Mate For My Cat?

I’d like my cat to have kittens, but I only want her to have purebred Siamese kittens. I only have one cat, where can I find another siamese cat to breed with? Any ad, or website?

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Im In The Army National Guard And I Cant Find A Job?

Im stuck in Tehachapi right now cant afford to move out of were Im at I just had a baby girl and im married. No one out here seems to hire me I dont know if its my resume or what if u know of a place thatll be good to apply let me know here is my resume I can afford a months rent but i need to make sure its a good paying job first also im leaving to Iraq in 5 months Objective: To utilize my skills and better myself in new training, advancing on a day to day basis so I could grow within your company.
Work History
California Army National Guard
19 Delta (Cavalry Scout)
Operate tanks, light armor, and amphibious assault vehicles during combat situations on land or in aquatic environments. Duties include driving armored vehicles which require specialized training; operating and maintaining targeting and firing systems; operating and maintaining advanced onboard communications and navigation equipment; transporting personnel and equipment in a combat environment; and operating and maintaining auxiliary weapons, including machine guns and grenade launchers.
 Operation of Bradley’s (I drove Bradley’s and learned how to perform maintenance checks on them.)
 Maintained weaponry. (I learned how to take care of my weapons as well as tools)
 CPR trained. (I learned how to resuscitate others in cardiac arrest.)
 Land Navigation. (I learned how to use a compass and a map to pull coordination’s and finds targets.)
 Discipline. (I learned how to discipline myself physically and mentally to finish my task to the best of my ability’s,)
 Team Work. (I learned how to utilize team work to get the job done and done correctly the first time.)
Dates of Employment: 07/06 to 07/12
The reason why I joined the Army was to earn a better understanding of respect, integrity and honesty, to be apart of an ever growing family where commitment and morals are key. To be the best soldier that I have been trained to be.
Pioneer True Value
Lumber Associate/ Sales Associate
 Forklift Operations. (I learned how to drive a forklift safely and move items into stock, such as pallets of cement, blocks, and bricks. As well as perform daily safety checks and do regular maintenance.
 Stocking. (I learned how to stock and take inventory of all products.)
 Sales. (I learned how to properly qualify a customer for the appropriate product, I used my people skills and friendly attitude to close the sale and make a customer for life.)
 Saw. (I learned how to properly and safely use an arm saw, table saw, and panel saw in a safe and efficient manner. As well as perform daily safety checks and do regular maintenance.)
 Grounds Work. (I kept the shop clean and safe from any safety hazards, such as tripping hazards, merchandise hanging out to far, as well as daily safety checks on all of the above listed saws.)
Dates of Employment: 03/07 to 06/07
Reason for Leaving: Received a better job opportunity at TLC Rock.
TLC Rock
Equipment operator/ Sales Associate
 JCB Operation. (I learned how to proper and efficiently load customers in a safe and quick manner with various types of rock as well as loading up dump trucks for delivery. As well as daily safety/maintenance checks.)
 Forklift/ Piggy Back Operations. (I learned how to safely and efficiently load pallets of flag stone, brick and cement bags onto flat beds and vehicles. As well as daily safety/maintenance checks.)
 Bob Cat Operations. (I learned how to load Bob Cats safely onto trailers and operate them in a safe manner. As well as daily safety/maintenance checks.)
 Cement Mixers. (I learned how to properly load and maintain cement mixers for customers as well as attaching them to the backs of various vehicles. As well as daily safety/maintenance checks.)
 Installation. (I was trained to properly install insulation into houses/businesses as well as making sure the job would pass inspection/code.)
Dates of Employment: 06/07 to 08/07
Reason for leaving: To obtain a better career opportunity, one with more opportunity for advancement.
Self Employment
Landscaping/Outside work
 Retaining Walls. (I built retaining walls and built planters.)
 Painting. (I painted houses, or did light painting on trim.)
 Trenching. (I dug trenches and put in drainage systems.)
 Gutter Systems. (I put up gutter systems on houses and made sure they worked properly.)
 Installation of Sprinkler Systems. (I installed and maintained sprinkler systems and repaired them.)
Dates of Employment:
I still currently maintain these as side jobs.

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Where Can I Go To Find Adoptive Parents? This Is Not A Joke…?

I know this is a rather strange wish but I am looking for a loving family that knows what true family love and respect is. You see, I am 56 years old and I have never had a family of my own that loved me. My Dad did but he was killed when I was 2 1/2 years old and my Mother has NEVER had anything to do with me since. At this time of year especially it makes it so hard when I see Mothers and Daughters going shopping together and planning family get-togethers. To have a Father that told me they loved me or were proud of how hard I work with all of the difficulties. To have a Father puts his arms around me or a Mother that got a tear in her eye because she loved me. To be able to pick up the phone and call Mom or Dad, to be able to plan birthdays for them, take care of them if they got sick, to share and enjoy long talks, even to be able to have them tell me, “that is not right”. Just to know that a family holds my heart in theirs and cares enough to protect it with love. I am married to a wonderful man but he is all I have. Most of you know that men are not real good listeners of women at times, mine truly tries but it is not the same as having a Mom or Dad to talk to. Is love and respect of a family too much to ask for, especially after all of these years of being alone? This wish is for a legal adoption for a true family. I am white, thin, retired, a great cook and baker, love flea markets, rummage sales, auctions, have 3 dogs, 2 cats, 8 birds, love gardening and canning, like to sew and do crafts, love to decorate, good a planning and organizing, can design and help build most anything, can work on an automobile (don’t like it but I can as I have), I love taking care of people and helping my neighbors, anything more just ask. Where csn I look to find a Momma and Daddy that truly care? and would want me?

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Do Cats Find Their Way Back Home After They Run Away?

My 3 year old persian cat, Papa ran away recently. I live in a city where im the only apartment on the block. Do cats find their way back home?
He ran away possibly because I got a Pomeranian Puppy recently. Maybe he was jealous but I gave him more attention because I was afraid of this happening.
PS. He clawed through the screen and jumped out the second floor.

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